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	<title>Discount Soap</title>
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	<description>A webcomic about serious DRAMA! Updating twice a week</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 02:01:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Everyone knows Mercedes have much nicer back seats</title>
		<link>http://www.discountsoapopera.com/2009/11/everyone-knows-mercedes-have-much-nicer-back-seats/</link>
		<comments>http://www.discountsoapopera.com/2009/11/everyone-knows-mercedes-have-much-nicer-back-seats/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 02:01:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>georg</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[aspen]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[blushing]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[BMW]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[mercedes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[trent and lucia]]></category>

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		<title>Nope! Just clenching my fists in joy!</title>
		<link>http://www.discountsoapopera.com/2009/10/nope-just-clenching-my-fists-in-joy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.discountsoapopera.com/2009/10/nope-just-clenching-my-fists-in-joy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 23:13:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>georg</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Comics]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[kip and lucia]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[noogies]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[not jealous]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[trent and kip]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[trent and lucia]]></category>

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Wow this one took me a long time to right! So, uh, kind of took the summer off.  And part of the fall.  But maybe I will post more now? We&#8217;ll see!
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<p>Wow this one took me a long time to right! So, uh, kind of took the summer off.  And part of the fall.  But maybe I will post more now? We&#8217;ll see!</p>
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		<title>There are PLENTY of normal reasons to lurk in the bushes</title>
		<link>http://www.discountsoapopera.com/2009/05/there-are-plenty-of-normal-reasons-to-lurk-in-the-bushes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.discountsoapopera.com/2009/05/there-are-plenty-of-normal-reasons-to-lurk-in-the-bushes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 21:46:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>georg</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Comics]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[kip and lucia]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[lurking]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[meanwhile... drake]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[trent]]></category>

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Okay! Back once again after another hiatus. Don&#8217;t blame me, blame life, people: it gets busy. So I think these &#8220;Meanwhiles&#8221; are something I&#8217;m going to start doing.  This one was kind of fun.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-75" title="Why I was just looking for my lucky quarter! And here it is! In my pocket!" src="http://www.discountsoapopera.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/discountsoap14.png" alt="Why I was just looking for my lucky quarter! And here it is! In my pocket!" width="900" height="619" /></p>
<p>Okay! Back once again after another hiatus. Don&#8217;t blame me, blame life, people: it gets busy. So I think these &#8220;Meanwhiles&#8221; are something I&#8217;m going to start doing.  This one was kind of fun.</p>
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		<title>Stress, Yoga, and Videotapes</title>
		<link>http://www.discountsoapopera.com/2009/04/stress-yoga-and-videotapes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.discountsoapopera.com/2009/04/stress-yoga-and-videotapes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 06:21:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>georg</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Comics]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[digital revolution]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[DVcam]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[kip and lucia]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[test results]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[yoga]]></category>

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Well look at that! Another strip and another style. Kinda hoping that this one wouldn&#8217;t take as long, and I thought wrong! I am slow and lazy people, that&#8217;s the only explanation.  I also think I did a pretty good job of making Kip look like Bill Clinton in panel 7. Hail to the Chief!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-70" title="If Kip were REALLY at the forefront he would've gotten an HD camera. Don't have to worry about scanlines as much when filming in low light, from the bushes, while sobbing" src="http://www.discountsoapopera.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/discountsoap13.png" alt="If Kip were REALLY at the forefront he would've gotten an HD camera. Don't have to worry about scanlines as much when filming in low light, from the bushes, while sobbing" width="900" height="619" /></p>
<p>Well look at that! Another strip and another style. Kinda hoping that this one wouldn&#8217;t take as long, and I thought wrong! I am slow and lazy people, that&#8217;s the only explanation.  I also think I did a pretty good job of making Kip look like Bill Clinton in panel 7. Hail to the Chief!</p>
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		<title>9 am Martinis Are a Family Tradition</title>
		<link>http://www.discountsoapopera.com/2009/04/9am-martinis-are-a-family-tradition/</link>
		<comments>http://www.discountsoapopera.com/2009/04/9am-martinis-are-a-family-tradition/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:03:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>georg</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Comics]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[9am martini]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[kip and lucia]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[test results]]></category>

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Wow it&#8217;s been a long time since I&#8217;ve posted! Sorry, life kind of gets in the way, and for some reason I just. couldn&#8217;t. draw. this. strip. But it&#8217;s here now. Also, the style might change again, so that it doesn&#8217;t take me so long.
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<p>Wow it&#8217;s been a long time since I&#8217;ve posted! Sorry, life kind of gets in the way, and for some reason I just. couldn&#8217;t. draw. this. strip. But it&#8217;s here now. Also, the style might change again, so that it doesn&#8217;t take me so long.</p>
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		<title>Not So Good at the Whole Metaphor Thing</title>
		<link>http://www.discountsoapopera.com/2009/02/not-so-good-at-the-whole-metaphor-thing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.discountsoapopera.com/2009/02/not-so-good-at-the-whole-metaphor-thing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 05:31:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>georg</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Comics]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[coffee]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[diners]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[metaphors]]></category>

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Ladies and Gentlemen: Dr. Kip Beaumont! He was never so good at poetical stuff, but he TRIES.
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<p>Ladies and Gentlemen: Dr. Kip Beaumont! He was never so good at poetical stuff, but he TRIES.</p>
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		<title>Sticky Greasy Politics</title>
		<link>http://www.discountsoapopera.com/2009/02/sticky-greasy-politics/</link>
		<comments>http://www.discountsoapopera.com/2009/02/sticky-greasy-politics/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 20:53:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>georg</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Comics]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bribery]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[drake jr]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[politics]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[sticky]]></category>

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Looking like just one comic this week.  I&#8217;ll see if I can squeeze another one in tomorrow, but probably not. I am slow! Definitely your best bet is to subscribe to the RSS feed.
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<p>Looking like just one comic this week.  I&#8217;ll see if I can squeeze another one in tomorrow, but probably not. I am slow! Definitely your best bet is to subscribe to the <a href="http://www.discountsoapopera.com/feed/">RSS feed</a>.</p>
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		<title>Drake DuBois: Sex Tiger</title>
		<link>http://www.discountsoapopera.com/2009/02/drake-dubois-sex-tiger/</link>
		<comments>http://www.discountsoapopera.com/2009/02/drake-dubois-sex-tiger/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 04:40:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>georg</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Comics]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[panties]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[sex tiger]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[sexy arrangements]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[unfortunate endings]]></category>

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One day I will post on time. Today is not that day. Also one day I will start drawing backgrounds. They will probably not be the same day.
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<p>One day I will post on time. Today is not that day. Also one day I will start drawing backgrounds. They will probably not be the same day.</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s True, Massages Are Relaxing</title>
		<link>http://www.discountsoapopera.com/2009/02/its-true-massages-are-relaxing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.discountsoapopera.com/2009/02/its-true-massages-are-relaxing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 18:21:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>georg</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Comics]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[massage]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[relationship problems]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[scented oils]]></category>

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In case you missed it, Ashley is sleeping with Drake, Trent is sleeping with Lucia, and Ashley and (maybe) Trent are having a baby together!
Okay, so this is why I should never try to ink these things after I&#8217;ve been drinking.  I spent most of the morning fixing the damage.  Special thanks to Lady Magma, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-48" title="Drake actually has a whole lined of scented oils. He's ALWAYS trying to push them every chance he gets. This is wy he never gets invited to parties." src="http://www.discountsoapopera.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/discountsoap0008.png" alt="Drake actually has a whole lined of scented oils. He's ALWAYS trying to push them every chance he gets. This is wy he never gets invited to parties." width="900" height="619" /></p>
<p>In case you missed it, <a href="http://www.discountsoapopera.com/2008/12/that-scoundrel/">Ashley is sleeping with Drake</a>, <a href="http://www.discountsoapopera.com/2009/01/not-so-crazy-about-infidelity/">Trent is sleeping with Lucia</a>, and Ashley and (maybe) Trent <a href="http://www.discountsoapopera.com/2009/01/oh-well-what-the-hell-shes-my-girl-and-i-love-her/">are having a baby together!</a></p>
<p>Okay, so this is why I should never try to ink these things after I&#8217;ve been drinking.  I spent most of the morning fixing the damage.  Special thanks to <a href="http://www.myspace.com/ladymagma">Lady Magma</a>, <a href="http://www.passkontrolblog.com/">Pass Kontrol</a>, and karaoke at Legion for helping me get this thing done late.</p>
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		<title>Not So CRAZY About Infidelity</title>
		<link>http://www.discountsoapopera.com/2009/01/not-so-crazy-about-infidelity/</link>
		<comments>http://www.discountsoapopera.com/2009/01/not-so-crazy-about-infidelity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 07:27:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>georg</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[condo]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[thursday]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[tuesday]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[wild passionate love-making]]></category>

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Surprise! New style.  I&#8217;m going to try this out for a while, since it&#8217;s way more fun drawing.  I think it&#8217;s still Thursday somewhere, so I&#8217;m not really late.
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Surprise! New style.  I&#8217;m going to try this out for a while, since it&#8217;s way more fun drawing.  I think it&#8217;s still Thursday somewhere, so I&#8217;m not really late.</p>
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